rant · moment 28 of 41
American Cities Are Museums, Asian Cities Are the Future
from #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show · #247
1 min
Tim argues American cities are decaying husks compared to booming Asian tech cities, joking that soon American women will open nail salons in China.
- American cities are museums, not functioning places—tech hubs like Sunnyvale and San Francisco are the only exceptions while the rest become hipster coffee shops in converted factories.
- Old factories are being turned into barbecue restaurants, and soon white women from here will be opening nail salons in China.
- Tim says he's ready to move to China and surrender tomorrow.
- A past episode of Tim Dillon Goes to Hell discussed needing a plague, which then actually happened.
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