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Sheath Underwear and the Invented Murderer Founder Story

from #246 - I Love The CIA (with Whitney Webb) | The Tim Dillon Show · #246

4 min

SponsorSheath Underwear

An ad read for Sheath Underwear spirals into a dark, absurd fabricated backstory about the founder murdering his family and working with Afghan warlords and Guantanamo guards before inventing comfortable underwear.

In this bit8 moments
  • Robert Patron, Sheath Underwear founder, served multiple tours in Iraq before committing murder.
  • Tim describes the founder killing his wife and two children, then starting an underwear company.
  • Tim frames familicide as common behavior among heroes, pivoting to the product's comfort.
  • The founder learned about proper underwear support from Afghan warlords who were sexually abusing children.
  • U.S. military supported pedophile opium farmers as warlords because they'd supposedly build democracy.
  • Guards at Guantanamo Bay struggled with sweat during interrogations and realized they needed better underwear support.
  • The founder developed the concept after shooting Benazir Bhutto in the face in Karachi, Pakistan.
  • When he rejected an Afghan warlord's offer of a child, they suggested he invent underwear instead.
Mentioned here

Sheath UnderwearRobert PattonGuantanamo BayAfghanistanBen Azar Budo

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