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Where Are They Now: Guantanamo's First Detainees

from #245 - It's Saturday Night! | The Tim Dillon Show · #245

10 min

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Tim reads a NYT feature on former Guantanamo detainees, mocking the grim non-updates, riffing on nonexistent success stories like a Guantanamo alum starting an energy drink or NFT business, and blasting Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld for the torture program.

In this bit15 moments
  • Tim introduces 'Where Are They Now' segment, now covering Guantanamo's first detainees
  • Tim jokes that one detainee was accidentally released and is now a Taliban leader plotting against the country
  • He asks if the article has any success stories—whether any tortured detainee now runs a weed startup or launched an energy drink
  • David Hicks, an Australian convert to Islam detained at Guantanamo, is now doing landscape gardening with ongoing health issues from his treatment
  • Tim argues that torture violates George Washington's principles and that Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld should be in prison for it
  • He pivots to criticizing Kansas City barbecue and praises Austin as the barbecue capital
  • Tim says torture victims should be on Saturday Night Live doing sketches about America's torture program instead of SNL ignoring the topic
  • He examines the ticking time bomb justification for torture, noting that intelligence about bin Laden and planes was available before 9/11
  • Tim expands the segment concept to ask 'Where are they now' about Pakistani children killed in U.S. drone strikes and Yemeni civilians starved by Saudi Arabia funding
  • A documentary showed a Guantanamo guard converted to Islam and became friends with a detainee—evidence the torture program wasn't working
  • Some detainees released to Qatar now live in housing under watch, able to move freely in Doha but needing approval to travel abroad
  • One Yemeni prisoner resettled in Oman found factory work, married, and now has two children
  • Tim argues that torturing people and releasing them back to their countries gives them reason to attack America again
  • Abded al-Malik, a Yemeni detainee released to Montenegro, tried selling artwork and NFTs he made at Guantanamo but his dream of being a tour guide collapsed when the economy tanked
  • Four of the first twenty detainees released by the Bush administration could not be found—either dead, killed by U.S. forces, or engaged in activities causing problems
Mentioned here

tortureGeorge W. BushGuantanamo BayDick CheneyDonald RumsfeldAbded Al Malik24David HicksOsama bin LadenKhalid Sheikh MohammedGeorge Washington

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