Inviting TT Jerry, Who Sucked Off Son of Sam

• 2:03:01Tim hasn't been to many weddings and has never been a best man or part of the wedding party.
• 2:03:35Everyone in comedy is a loser and nobody gets married; Tim describes a roommate's wedding in a basketball gymnasium in Staten Island with hero sandwiches.
• 2:04:08Tim skipped his friend Joe's wedding in New Orleans to headline a comedy room he'd been offered last-minute.
• 2:04:34Tim's cousins aren't getting married because they're on heroin, which he describes as them finding something they love.
• 2:04:51Tim is the most successful cousin in his family: a gay, ex-cocaine addict clown.
• 2:05:35Stefano recently interviewed TT Jerry, a transgender woman who was imprisoned with Tupac and performed oral sex on Son of Sam in prison.
• 2:06:04Tim wants to bring TT Jerry to his wedding and have her give a speech about sucking off Son of Sam in front of Ben's Christian parents.
• 2:06:42Tim didn't invite Noah or some other guys to the wedding because it's time to tighten up the circle, referencing Beanie Sigel.
• 2:07:20Devin and other friends are invited but Tim's giving them the option not to come; they responded by thanking him for not making them feel obligated.
• 2:08:13The wedding budget is around $800,000, similar in size to Sal Volcano's wedding; Tim offered to pay for it when he found out it was only $1,800.
• 2:08:40The wedding involves a van of barbecue food in a field; Tim is wondering if he should wear a cowboy hat.
• 2:09:19Amy Schumer announced her pregnancy at another comic's wedding to steal attention; Tim jokingly proposes announcing his transition or showing his inverted penis at Ben's wedding.
• 2:10:41Tim is committed to bringing TT Jerry as his date and paying her $20,000 to tell the Son of Sam story at the wedding in front of Ben's Christian parents.
• 2:11:50TT Jerry is the woman Chris Stefano just interviewed; she's a gangster and doesn't have much else going on but will make a splash at the wedding.
• 2:12:40Tim jokingly imagines TT Jerry sucking off Katie's father at the wedding and telling him she also sucked off Son of Sam.
• 2:13:20The wedding will feature barbecue, peach cobbler, and Blue Bell ice cream; they're deciding between Franklin Barbecue and another place.
• 2:14:23TT Jerry will be Ben's best woman and flower girl.
• 2:14:38Tim reflects that Ben is the closest friend he's ever had who got married; Tim didn't feel bad about not giving a gift to another friend's wedding.
• 2:15:29Tim skipped the church part of Salvacana's wedding but showed up for the food.
• 2:15:41Mike Lawrence's wedding was in a backyard with food cooked by his mom, which was very good.
• 2:16:00Ben is like a brother to Tim; Tim realized most people actually hate their siblings.
• 2:16:23Tim speculates that close families like the Maxwells might have something suspicious going on, and notes that Dylan and Ronan Farrow seem close.
• 2:16:49Tim wants to see TT Jerry on Joe Rogan's podcast and imagines her opening with the fact that she sucked off Son of Sam.
• 2:17:09Tim plans to introduce TT Jerry to wedding guests on the buffet line by explaining she sucked off Son of Sam in prison.

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