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Sheath Underwear Ad ft. War Criminal Founder Bit

from #243 - Best of Patreon Vol. 2 | The Tim Dillon Show · #243

3 min

SponsorSheath Underwear

Tim reads a Sheath Underwear ad that spirals into a dark, absurd riff about the founder Robert being a war criminal who committed atrocities in Iraq, including a graphic invented story about a dog.

In this bit7 moments
  • Sheath Underwear sponsorship pitch and description of the pouch design.
  • Owner Robert got the idea for Sheath in Iraq, where military personnel used mummification material for corpses that inspired the underwear concept.
  • Tim respects Robert's ability to be inspired by his environment and create something great.
  • Tim finds it inspiring that Robert has never been court-martialed or sent to The Hague for war crimes.
  • Robert's quote: 'Terrorists have no age,' which justified his approach to total war in Iraqi towns.
  • Robert would walk around Fallujah shooting children in the face, demonstrating his commitment to winning.
  • Story of Robert raping a dog in front of a family in Iraq and breaking its neck during the act.
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