Interview · moment 13 of 28
Boomers, Trump, and Pandemic Hypocrisy
from #243 - Best of Patreon Vol. 2 | The Tim Dillon Show · #243
4 min
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Tim and Melanie riff on entitled Long Island boomers, comparing Trump to a quintessential boomer president, and mock people celebrating and dancing in the streets during the pandemic despite claimed fear of COVID.
- Trump as the perfect example of what happens when a boomer becomes president.
- Boomers got a high school diploma and owned a house by age 20, yet still act perpetually aggrieved.
- Tim's aunt Donna demanded everyone stay inside and wear masks so she could travel, claiming she deserved it for working hard.
- Tim never bought a brand new car despite working hard his whole life, while his mother got one at 18 from a farmers market job.
- Tim's newest car purchase is a 1995 pickup truck, all rusty, because he's become almost full hillbilly.
- Tim would feel better with an arsenal against Biden and Kamala, not knowing what they'll do.
- Gun stocks took a dive after Biden won because people realized they only needed military gear to deal with him.
- People cheered and danced in the streets despite claiming a huge pandemic was killing everyone, then immediately went back out dancing.
- A 78-year-old man wins the presidency and everybody's in the street dancing and sneezing on each other during a disease outbreak.
- Anyone over 30 with more than five friends is severely mentally ill because they're addicted to having friends.
- Tim was once grabbed by a teenager who put him and his brother in a car trunk, drove them around in freezing weather for an hour, and dropped them in an unknown location.
- The teenager who kidnapped Tim later died on 9/11.