Interview · moment 11 of 28
Interview with Melanie: Dad's Near-Divorce and Wicked Stepmother Christina
from #243 - Best of Patreon Vol. 2 | The Tim Dillon Show · #243
4 min
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Tim brings on his friend Melanie to recount his father's visible disappointment when his stepmother Christina was saved from near-death, and they trade stories about Christina's coldness, bad birthday deli spreads, and calling a dying dog "failing."
- Tim's stepmother almost dies from choking on chicken, but his father's disappointment at the neighbor saving her is palpable.
- Melanie witnesses Tim's father realizing mid-second marriage that he should have just stayed single.
- The neighbor who saved the stepmother—Melanie recalls Tim's father gritting his teeth when mentioning the man's name.
- Tim calls his stepmother Christina a real character and cold person who could carry her own podcast.
- Christina tells Tim's father that someone who never made right decisions his whole life ended up in his house—Tim tells her to shut up.
- Christina made Tim a birthday dinner of rolled cold cuts and lunchables, the worst possible food for any occasion.
- When Tim's elderly dog was dying, Christina said "I think he's failing"—that's how she speaks to human beings.
- Christina prefers death to life, showing up when Tim's uncle Carl had late-stage brain cancer because she gravitates toward dying.