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Pennsylvania Food, Wawa, and Les Wexner's Real Business
from #242 - You're Money Now | The Tim Dillon Show · #242
5 min
He trashes Pennsylvania's food culture (Wawa, Tastykake, cheesesteaks), recounts a Wawa pudding story with Dan Soder, and pivots to praising Les Wexner for building an actual business compared to today's crypto grifters, leading into mocking Lindsay Lohan's foray into NFTs.
- Pennsylvania is one of the most worthless states in the union; the food is atrocious and comes out of gas stations.
- Wawa is just a gas station that has meatballs, and Tim understands the appeal but doesn't think it's worthy of the reverence people give it.
- Tim recalls a road trip with Dan Soder where they bought chocolate pudding with cookie dough bits at Wawa.
- Dan Soder now drives 45 minutes to get cheesesteaks with Cheez Whiz on a hoagie roll and drives back.
- The tour has hit a string of de-industrialized, opioid-addicted hellholes, but the comedy has been really good.
- Les Wexner at least built a real business like Victoria's Secret, unlike modern billionaires who just deal in gimmicks like Bitcoin.
- Lindsay Lohan now has a non-fungible token, which is just a scam to bang her fans over the head.
- Lindsay Lohan's NFT artwork is just her holding up an Ethereum diamond covering her eye.
Lindsay LohanPennsylvaniaLes WexnerWawaVictoria's SecretDan SoderPhiladelphiaElon MuskColumbusClevelandSoulja Boy