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Woody Allen, Mia Farrow, and the HBO Documentary
from #241 - Live From Cleveland | The Tim Dillon Show · #241
7 min
A long riff on the Woody Allen/Mia Farrow HBO documentary, Dylan Farrow's red hair, Moses Farrow defending Woody, Mia's adopted children, and jokes about binge-watching pedophile documentaries.
- Tim mentions Joe Rogan texting him that the tide is turning for Woody Allen, then jokes about Rogan also claiming water cured COVID.
- First episode of the HBO documentary puts the whole family in jail, according to Tim's take.
- Tim claims Mia is importing Taiwanese ladyboys for her pervert husband, not adopting regular kids.
- Questioning what Mia Farrow's race actually is, noting she looks weird and possibly Irish like a banshee.
- Moses, Woody's adopted son, is defending him hardcore, saying Woody took him fishing and gave him a buck for glasses.
- Dylan Farrow's red blood hair disqualifies her from being taken seriously—Tim can't feel sympathy for someone with that hair color.
- Tim was hot as a kid and carefully explains why HBO keeps showing Dylan as young: it's more believable that way for the accusations.
- Dylan Farrow has the same problem Tim has—neither aged into their sex appeal—which makes her describing events from childhood awkward.
- HBO messed up releasing the documentary weekly instead of letting people binge it; waiting for the next episode makes you seem like a creep.
- You can't have four Woody Allen watch parties at your house with cake—that's how people look when waiting for a pedophile documentary installment.
Dylan FarrowMia FarrowJoe RoganHBOWoody AllenMoses Farrow