rant · moment 9 of 22
Vaccine Rollout Anxiety and Family Fallout
from #241 - Live From Cleveland | The Tim Dillon Show · #241
2 min
Tim worries the vaccine rollout means seeing family again soon, references a viral moment where he insulted his aunt, and segues into praise from relatives for 'nailing' her.
- Tim recalls quarantine starting with dolphins returning to canals, ending with a Viking-horned insurrectionist trying to kill AOC with a pen
- Pandemic-era poem about learning to listen to each other turned out to be purely aspirational
- Tim expresses nervousness about vaccination speed, worried it will force him to see family again
- He's monitoring Thanksgiving vaccination rates like a hawk, wishing they'd slow down the inoculations
- Tim destroyed his relationship with his aunt but his entire Irish family secretly texted him approval for it
- The sheath underwear tangent begins