Fantasy Woody Allen Ensemble Film

• 1:00:19Ted Cruz should start flaming Kendall Jenner on Twitter about culturally appropriating real Mexican tequila.
• 1:00:54Tim says he'll do Woody Allen's new film even though Timothée Chalamet won't, describing him as a strange bird-like creature.
• 1:01:05Shalom is like a weird mollusk that should sit on a shellfish tower and be dunked into sauces and eaten.
• 1:01:39Let Army Hammer back in—he wants to eat someone's heart but it's all fantasy, so a new movie idea forms.
• 1:01:51New movie idea: Tim, Army Hammer, Bruce Springsteen, and Kendall Jenner directed by Woody Allen—everyone's happy.
• 1:02:10What if Woody made a really good movie about being in love with a seven-year-old but it was truly funny?
• 1:02:41The comedy would be him and a seven-year-old in an intellectual rom-com where he falls in love with a literal child and they walk around New York City.
• 1:03:03If the writing is good—punch, punch, punch—laugh, laugh, laugh with quick, smart execution, it could work.

Woody AllenTimothée ChalametTed CruzArmie HammerKendall JennerBruce Springsteen