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Letting Mr. Beast and Autists Run the World
from #240 - Kendall v. Woody | The Tim Dillon Show · #240
2 min
Tim riffs on society collapsing and jokes that we should let harmless nerds like Mr. Beast curate culture since they can't cause real harm, then pivots to imagining Kendall Jenner posing at an ICE camp with tequila.
- MrBeast's legal team includes the same lawyer representing Woody Allen
- Tim on all our heroes collapsing in front of us
- The solution: let MrBeast, nerds, and autists run the country
- People who can't say hello or shake hands probably can't rape anyone either
- Tim feels bad for Kendall Jenner having a rough week like Woody Allen
- Kendall Jenner should be eating and posing in a sombrero at Boa's steakhouse
- The Pepsi commercial precedent: why not a tequila shot for an ICE agent instead
- The agent opens the cage, kids come out and start dancing