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Childhood Molestation Confession Bit

from #240 - Kendall v. Woody | The Tim Dillon Show · #240

1 min

Tim delivers a dark bit claiming he wanted to be molested as a child and no one obliged, framing it as a hack joke about his own church upbringing.

In this bit4 moments
  • As a child, Tim wanted to be molested, and he's clarifying he's not making fun of actual victims.
  • He describes standing in church with his pants open, hoping a priest would molest him, while his parents encouraged it.
  • His parents would send him to the rectory and later mock him for not being abused.
  • He pivots to wondering why Bruce Springsteen doesn't do a Jeep commercial about Woody Allen raping America's strength in the middle.
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