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Long Island Guilt and His Agent's Charter Flight Scheme
from #240 - Kendall v. Woody | The Tim Dillon Show · #240
1 min
Tim discusses Long Island mentality, then describes his agent pushing him to take a risky charter flight out of the storm for a commission, joking about the agent's callous cost-benefit thinking if the plane crashed.
- Long Island natives never truly leave, mentally trapped by their origins and the weight of family expectations.
- Tim's agent pressures him to take an $15,000 charter flight despite the obvious danger.
- The agent's logic: if the plane crashes, they sue for the commission anyway, so the outcome doesn't matter.
- Tim impersonates the agent's complete indifference to him dying—whether he breaks his neck or incinerates, it's all the same to the agent.