rant · moment 13 of 26
Woody Allen's Fake Casting Call and Bus Driver Role
from #240 - Kendall v. Woody | The Tim Dillon Show · #240
2 min
Tim continues the bit about supposedly being cast by Woody Allen in a film about a man obsessed with a young girl, describing his imaginary role as a bus driver and getting bumped for being 'not fat enough.'
- Tim recounts Woody Allen calling him for a film role about a man who stalks a girl from school, fantasizes about kidnapping her, but ends up having coffee and listening to Red Scare with her instead.
- Tim was supposed to play the bus driver in the film, but can't do it now because he's not fat or old enough for the part.
- When pushed on whether he could get fatter and older for the role, Tim quips that he's already fat enough to have qualified for the COVID vaccine.
- Tim pivots to complaining that the news sucks, everything's boring, and everyone who grifted on politics is about to lose their job.