rant · moment 3 of 26
His Cousin's Tour Ticket Requests Amid the Storm
from #240 - Kendall v. Woody | The Tim Dillon Show · #240
2 min
Tim reads absurd texts from his cousin asking about Providence show tickets and scheduling while he was allegedly freezing and powerless, contrasting real suffering with people's self-interest.
- Tim's cousin texts during the storm asking if he's still coming to Providence and wants tickets
- You can't create these people if you were trying — the casual audacity of the request
- The cousin's message: "hope everything's okay" before pivoting to ticket demands
- "Hey hope you're surviving the snow" while people are literally freezing to death in the streets
- Cousin follows up: "Hopefully the snow will be gone in time for your Providence shows"
- The cousin asks which date works better for the free tickets — Monday or Tuesday