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Massive Supplements: Smashing Greens and the Integrity Challenge
from #238 - Keep Your Mouth Shut | The Tim Dillon Show · #238
5 min
SponsorMassive Supplements
Tim reads an ad for Massive Supplements' 10-day fasting and weight loss challenge, riffing on the "smash" branding, the $500 cash incentive, and the bizarre "don't be a bitch" motivational quotes.
- Tim opens with a pitch about confronting your deteriorated appearance over 15 years.
- Massive Supplements' 10-day fasting challenge promises 15 pounds lost, plus $500 if you complete their 'Integrity and Accountability' segments.
- The program's actual motto: 'don't be a __' — framed as the core mindset.
- Tim marvels at the branding: they named greens 'Smashing Greens' by combining fitness with violence.
- The product promise escalates: nutrients, energy, clear skin, fat loss, and turning you into 'the biggest piece of __ imaginable.'
- Tim jokes that the pre-workout will make you write 'gains' on Instagram instead of focusing on real life.
- Chris D'Elia drinks Massive coffee daily; Tim suggests it contributed to the dissolution of his podcast History Hyenas.
- The company sent Tim a box including a shirt that says 'Defund the Media' — Tim questions what kind of operation this is.
- The ad's closing bit: 'lose the weight and go fight your mother.'
- Final pitch to visit massivesupplements.com with promo code TIM D for 10 percent off, with the tagline 'don't be a __.'