The Green Souffle Future and Elliot Page Worship

• 1:07:05Elliott Page will tell you green powder delivered to your house is sufficient food, and you'll call him brave while eating it.
• 1:07:24Future food will be a green souffle made from powder and water, eaten daily except holidays when real food makes you bloated and regretful.
• 1:08:00The souffle comes in 30 flavors, but complaining about that selection makes people angry at you.
• 1:08:28Tim describes a gay souffle with special coloring meant to honor Elliott Page's bravery, while people scream at anyone wanting a steak instead.
• 1:08:40Everyone in Hollywood will be non-binary within five years as a career strategy, dipping and rising like a stock.
• 1:09:00Elliott Page should be bought on the dip because the comeback trajectory follows predictable patterns.

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