rant · moment 14 of 15
Getting Ripped Off by the Agoura Hills Landlord
from #236 - I Love My Family | The Tim Dillon Show · #236
9 min
Tim and Ben detail being overcharged by their landlord in Agoura Hills over a shared utility meter, an undisclosed daughter living in the back house, broken appliances, and a $1500 bill for an unrequested 'IT guy' who did nothing, prompting another move.
- Tim and Ben are moving because they're being robbed by their landlord in Agoura Hills.
- One utility meter serves both the main house and the landlord's daughter's back house, but Tim pays for all of it.
- Tim had no Wi-Fi for ten days and a broken dishwasher for two months while the daughter's Wi-Fi worked fine.
- Agoura Hills is full of fake cowboys—former entertainment industry people who got fired or resigned and now pretend to be ranchers.
- Tim mocks a fake cowboy landlord who owns a Tesla and pretended to work in media before retirement.
- Tim's lawyer is named Sal Cohen Title Baum Berkowitz Ariel Sharon Benjamin Netanyahu Berg.
- The landlord didn't disclose that his daughter, not a property manager, lived in the back house.
- Landlords assume entertainers won't question bills sent to their business managers because they think performers are drug addicts.
- Landlord sends his IT friend to help with internet, claiming he knows someone in the field.
- The IT guy's only contribution was bragging that he bought seven houses during the mortgage crisis and went bankrupt.
- After the landlord's friend follows the Spectrum technician around for seven hours annoying him, a bill for fifteen hundred dollars arrives.
- Tim realizes the landlord was always planning to rip him off by sending fraudulent bills to his business manager.
- When Tim mentions wanting to bring a dog, the landlord agrees but Tim smells a setup coming—pet people rip you over.
- Tim tried changing the Wi-Fi once and the landlord said his daughter couldn't miss fashion school, which Tim insists is fake.
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