rant · moment 17 of 21
Wanting to Ditch the Suburbs for a Modern Apartment
from #235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show · #235
3 min
He muses about being single without a family filling up a suburban house, and wanting to move into an ultra-modern apartment building with amenities instead of dealing with charm and old-house problems.
- No internet available for two weeks because they're coming to the house.
- Contractors respond that terminal cancer doesn't matter — wifi still can't be installed.
- Tim notes he doesn't have a wife, kids, or dogs to justify a suburban life like his neighbor does.
- He wants to move to a modern apartment building with amenities like a lap pool and gym.
- People will eventually have to return to offices because remote work prevents meeting people and sexual contact.
- High-end apartment buildings offer maid service and furnished units baked into the rent.
- Tim doesn't enjoy home improvement projects and finds house tinkering boring, unlike staying funny at work.
- His idea of a real project is predicting which entertainment industry figures will make the LA Times cover.
- After his lease is up, Tim plans to leave suburban houses and move to a modern building with space-age amenities.