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Smokers Getting Vaccine Priority in Jersey and Mississippi
from #235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show · #235
4 min
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Tim reacts to news that New Jersey and Mississippi have made smokers eligible for the Covid vaccine without proof, riffing on getting vaccinated at a Mississippi buffet while smoking, and wonders how California will bungle its own tiered rollout.
- New Jersey is prioritizing smokers for COVID vaccines without requiring proof of smoking status.
- Tim questions how authorities would verify someone's smoking habit if they just show up claiming to be a smoker.
- Only two states—New Jersey and Mississippi—are offering vaccine priority to smokers.
- Tim imagines getting vaccinated in Mississippi while smoking cigarettes and eating hush puppies and fried shrimp as the most American scenario possible.
- He criticizes the priority system, arguing that teachers and nurses should get vaccines before smokers can go to pizza buffets.
- Tim received a call from the California health authority offering him tier three vaccine eligibility due to travel for work.
- He explains his reluctance about vaccines but acknowledges he'll probably need one to travel internationally for comedy gigs.
- Tim notes that in Jersey you can essentially just show up smoking and get vaccinated if you're a resident.
- California's vaccine distribution system will inevitably be chaotic, potentially prioritizing TikTokers and surfers over more sensible groups.
- He predicts vaccines will become mandatory for international travel and comedy tours despite his concerns about them.