rant · moment 23 of 25
The Ben Avery Show Parody and Getting Beaten as a Kid
from #234 - Stop Ratting | The Tim Dillon Show · #234
7 min
Tim and Ben riff on a fake spinoff podcast, joke about childhood beatings with a belt buckle building character, and segue into mocking Billy Eilish's documentary as manufactured trauma.
- Tim claims broadcast quality has declined precipitously and that after nine hours on air he'd suck as much as everyone else.
- Tim and Brendan Schaub are the greatest comedy team in history according to widely held belief he keeps hearing.
- Tim promoting shows at Paramount Theater in Austin on January 21st-23rd, turning 19 years old on his birthday January 22nd.
- Tim won't do a podcast crossover unless the co-host has a big following like Little Huddy.
- Ben Avery pitches a parody show called The Ben Avery Show where he'd host and Tim would produce.
- Ben proposes The Ben Avery Show as a weekly recap of The Tim Dillon Show three days later.
- Tim gets hit with a belt and buckle by his dad, paddle and belt with a buckle on the butt.
- Tim argues people need constant fear and beatings to be at their best, citing Tina Turner and Michael Jackson as examples.
- Billie Eilish had a lovely childhood which is why everything she does sucks.
- Tim criticizes Billie Eilish for suburban goth horror theatrics when she grew up comfortable, unlike people who actually suffered.
- Stop acting like you've been through trauma when you just got sad one day, addressed to Billie Eilish.
Brendan SchaubBillie EilishMoon Tower ComedyParamount Theater