rant · moment 21 of 25
Refusing to Narc on the Ice Cream Shop Antifa Dykes
from #234 - Stop Ratting | The Tim Dillon Show · #234
2 min
Tim extends his 'don't be a narc' bit into an absurd fantasy of going undercover at a Portland ice cream shop run by antifa lesbians, then transitions into announcing upcoming tour dates in Baltimore, Providence, and Pennsylvania.
- Tim refuses to narc on fellow citizens, no matter how misguided.
- He would never inform on antifa super soldiers or the dykes who own Portland ice cream shops.
- His strategy: walk in, stare silently at employees with genderless one-syllable names like "Star" with three r's and a Chinese symbol.
- Tim mentions fascism is out of control while ordering ice cream—the shop workers seem to know he's undercover.
- He gets his order, eats it, and moves on without caring about what the employees are doing otherwise.
- Tim says it's fun being out in Vegas and hopes things calm down soon.
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