rant · moment 17 of 25
Old, Bitter Comedians and the Steak Sauce Business Plan Revisited
from #234 - Stop Ratting | The Tim Dillon Show · #234
2 min
He continues mocking aging bitter comedians complaining about being replaced by 'Nazis,' then returns to detailing the steak sauce venture and a dark fantasy about killing himself at his future restaurant's opening night.
- Tim on old comedians in their 40s and 50s complaining—it's not cute anymore.
- Aging comics tell their hypothetical kids they were on a great path until nazis took over comedy, but mainstream comedy is full of the same beliefs they held.
- Tim mimics the excuse: dealing with mental health, anxiety, depression, multiple personalities—and none of them were funny.
- Tim pivots to developing a steak sauce and wanting to open a restaurant within five to ten years.
- Tim describes his plan: blow his brains out on opening night in front of everyone, Bud Dwyer-style, once the restaurant is successful.