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The Joshua Tree Airbnb War with Jonah and Mila

from #233 - Airbnb War | The Tim Dillon Show · #233

18 min

Tim gives a long, escalating account of a disastrous Joshua Tree Airbnb stay with unusable art-piece furniture, a bad review dispute with the hosts Jonah and Mila, and increasingly over-the-top threats and fantasies of revenge against them.

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  • Tim rented a "luxury compound" in Joshua Tree and encountered furniture designed for people on drugs rather than actual guests.
  • The house featured art-piece chairs and concrete stools that made it impossible to eat comfortably.
  • The owners, Jonah and Mila, wanted them to take drugs; Tim instead cooked Gorton's fish, baked beans, and burgers.
  • They left dishes in the sink—baked beans, tartar sauce, and ice cream—because the hot tub didn't work and the fireplace was broken.
  • The owner texted that the cleaning crew had a heart attack and begged for a good review after leaving Tim a bad one on Airbnb.
  • Tim responded with a detailed takedown: the furniture is unusable, the home is overpriced, and it looks furnished by drug addicts.
  • The owners publicly disparaged him on Airbnb, making him look like the bad guy after he paid a $400 cleaning fee.
  • Tim vents about waking up every day thinking about how to destroy Jonah and Mila for shaming him publicly.
  • He defends his right to fantasize darkly about revenge as cathartic venting that differs from actually committing violence.
  • There's nothing worse than lesbians who think they're artists and should just build a shed instead.
  • Sheath underwear has a dual pouch design that keeps genitals separate and cool, especially in heat.
  • The Sheath founder is a military veteran who was too violent for private military contractors and started an underwear company instead.
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