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Nancy Pelosi's Garage and Cancel Rent Graffiti
from #233 - Airbnb War | The Tim Dillon Show · #233
3 min
Tim jokes about vandals spray-painting Nancy Pelosi's garage door with pig's blood demanding rent cancellation, speculating she staged it herself for sympathy, and riffs on stimulus checks.
- Tim decides to quit eating ice cream cake and smoking cigarettes daily because his mouth is burnt and his skin feels like it's cracking off.
- His solution is to switch to Marlboro Ultra Lights, though he immediately admits the brand doesn't even exist anymore.
- His personal trainer got COVID right after he hired him, so Tim's left with no excuse except going to Cold Stone and buying ice cream cake and cigarettes.
- Tim argues that sitting in his backyard smoking cigarettes with a morbidly obese friend is as risky and badass as influencers throwing orgies.
- He describes feeling physically awful from eating the worst food possible—his throat, nose, everything hurts—and recognizes he should be doing yoga outside in L.A. instead.
- Tim says he should be spray painting Nancy Pelosi's garage with graffiti.
- Someone spray painted 'Cancel Rent' on Pelosi's garage, and Tim notes that no one's actually canceling rent despite all these radical demands.