News · moment 6 of 27
The Nashville Christmas Bombing
from #233 - Airbnb War | The Tim Dillon Show · #233
3 min
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Tim mocks the Nashville RV bomber for a sloppy, low-casualty attack that only killed some dogs, speculating it's tied to COVID-driven terrorism and vaccine messaging.
- Tim can't care about news events anymore because there's nothing happening worth caring about
- Police defended their response to the Nashville bomber, but critics claim they only knocked twice because he was white
- Everyone in America is three to four days away from detonating a bomb or going on a shooting spree
- Tim admits he's three to four days from building a bomb outside Billie Eilish's house, but a McGriddle might stop him
- Americans are kept alive by only two fantasies: getting rich or burning it all down
- Schools try to prevent violence by enforcing lists of people kids want to kill, but most people fantasize about murder constantly
- The entire American experience comes down to thinking about murdering your spouse or investing in a successful timeshare
- The country is so drugged on cheap food, booze, and pills that people are stagnant and can barely function sexually