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Cold Open: Fake COVID Symptoms, Ice Cream Cake, and Marlboro Ultra Lights

from #233 - Airbnb War | The Tim Dillon Show · #233

2 min

Tim opens by joking he has every COVID symptom imaginable, then describes a week of gluttonous behavior with Ray, eating ice cream cakes and smoking cigarettes as a form of pandemic-era bravado.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim claims to have a 104-degree fever, dry cough, shortness of breath, and blood clotting but refuses to get tested or change his behavior.
  • Speaking perfect Mandarin upon waking is among his symptoms.
  • It's ballsy during a pandemic to eat ice cream cake and smoke a pack of cigarettes every day.
  • If you show up to a hospital in California now, they just smack you across the face because there's no capacity.
  • Raymond drinks multiple two-liter bottles of diet Coke and loves cigarettes.
  • Tim got two ice cream cakes from Cold Stone for New Year's after doing an event that was dark enough that some viewers commented on it.
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