rant · moment 14 of 49
Knocking on a Beverly Hills Mansion for Canned Food (Bit)
from #232 - Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show · #232
4 min
Tim performs an extended improvised sketch of knocking on a wealthy Beverly Hills woman's door asking for canned food, riffing on her fake charity for Afghan textile fashion and her being a drunk.
- Tim says he's a regular on podcasts and his own show is fairly big.
- He appeared on Lights Out with David Spade and claims he was one of the funnier guests, noting many of the people who went on are on drugs.
- Tim and his producer are trying to do a charity collecting food for needy people.
- His producer got very fat from booze, which is why she's not working—describing it as flabby alcohol weight rather than actual food.
- Protesters were chanting eat the rich on the street, which Tim blames on universities letting things get insane.
- Tim notices the homeowner has a Shih Tzu and calls it a very Beverly Hills dog that just sits on a couch.
- The homeowner reveals she has a charity focused on interesting fashion for women in Afghanistan and owns textile mills.
- Tim offers to come to a charity dinner and volunteer as a comedian to lighten things up while promoting textile factories for Afghan women.
- Ben explains they're doing door-to-door collection in this Beverly Hills neighborhood.
David SpadeJoe RoganuniversitiesAfghanistan