rant · moment 13 of 49
The Church of Satan Charity Plan and Door-to-Door Canned Food Scheme
from #232 - Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show · #232
2 min
Tim and Ben debate a bizarre charity idea of going door-to-door asking strangers for canned food to redistribute, mocking the impracticality of doing it in Beverly Hills.
- Tim proposes the Church of Satan as the best charity option they should research and support.
- The door-to-door canned food collection scheme: go directly to people's houses and ask for spare canned goods to redistribute.
- Tim calls the whole idea the stupidest thing he's ever heard and questions why they wouldn't just buy the canned food for ten cents.
- The defense: in small Texas towns everyone knows everyone, so knocking on doors asking for spare green beans isn't insane.
- Tim imagines doing this in Beverly Hills, walking up to mansions complimenting the home before asking for canned goods.