rant · moment 6 of 34
Pitching a Pedophile-Proof Furby
from #231 - Giuliani And The River of Gold | The Tim Dillon Show · #231
2 min
A dark riff imagining a redesigned Furby toy with a smaller mouth to deter pedophiles, debating whether to market it openly.
- Tim's agent says Lakeith Stanfield sees him as a pedophile dog and thinks it's great
- Someone at Danny McBride's company who is a pedophile sent a Discord message really liking the doll
- Tim considers whether the doll could work as something only kids would wear but decides against pursuing it
- Comparing past kid fads: snap bracelets that had metal in them and got pulled from shelves
- Tim had pogs, including an O.J. Simpson slammer with a gun engraving on the back
- Fidget spinners were everywhere for one year, then became nothing
- YouTubers claiming to have OCD buy advanced fidget spinners with knobs, rounds, and gears
- Showing someone from history a picture of the future with everyone fidgeting with gadgets would look bizarre