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The Pope's Instagram Likes and Hypebeast Pope Fantasy

from #231 - Giuliani And The River of Gold | The Tim Dillon Show · #231

2 min

Closing riff on a viral story about the Pope liking a bikini photo on Instagram, spiraling into a fantasy of a drugged-out hypebeast Pope wandering LA, before signing off.

In this bit4 moments
  • Pope Francis involved in rape scandal at girls school in Sierra Leone, but should just like bikini photos on Instagram as an alibi
  • When abuse victims come forward, the Pope can claim he was just trying to get his dick wet to throw investigators off the scent
  • Tim pitches hypebeast Pope concept: pontiff wearing Bathing Ape and designer clothes, claiming salvation comes with fashion brands
  • Imagines a Pulitzer Prize-worthy novel about a future Pope as a drugged-out hypebeast walking around Los Angeles in four years
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