rant · moment 14 of 34
COVID Deaths and Family Excuses
from #231 - Giuliani And The River of Gold | The Tim Dillon Show · #231
3 min
A dark comedic riff on people using COVID as a cover story for other causes of death, like overdoses or being killed in jail, illustrated through a fictional aunt's stories.
- Tim describes a 24-year-old named John who died of COVID in jail, setting up the absurdity of using the disease as a cover story.
- Listing the symptoms that appeared before the death—lesions, stealing money, accusations—as if COVID itself causes theft and false molestation claims.
- Tim pivots to praising D'Amato's political commentary about Biden and Ukraine, saying he gets it right even when wrong.
- American politics is a goon squad of legalized bribery and corruption, descended from literal organized crime.
- Politicians at lunch sound like criminals; Tim goes to a restaurant with a gift card and witnesses someone trying to run a scam with it.
- Politics in America ultimately comes down to trying to score a few free steaks.
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