rant · moment 2 of 34
Lakeith Stanfield 'Likes' Him and Fake Hollywood Opportunities
from #231 - Giuliani And The River of Gold | The Tim Dillon Show · #231
3 min
Tim and Ray dissect the absurdity of agents calling with fake opportunities, like a celebrity liking him on Rogan, comparing it to a friend egging you on with a girl.
- Lakeith Stanfield saw Tim on Rogan and thinks he's funny, leading to vague suggestions about writing a buddy cop film together.
- Tim compares the setup to a friend encouraging him to hit on a girl who once thanked him in high school.
- Someone at Danny McBride's company, a documentary division guy, is also supposedly a fan and wants to set up meetings about undefined 'opportunities.'
- Tim explains these aren't real opportunities—just famous people who liked him online, no different than someone signing up for his Patreon.
- He compares it to getting a call about Sharon Stone drinking heavily and being into QAnon as a potential collaboration.
- Tim riffs on Kevin Spacey losing custody of his children as a supposed 'opportunity'—people spiraling, not people on their way up.
- A famous person thinking he's funny means nothing without an actual project or creative collaboration on the table.
- Real interest would be offering him a concrete idea or plugging him into something specific, not just saying Lakeith saw him on Rogan.
- Tim imagines sitting down with one of these contacts and having them suggest Candace Owens for his show.
Tom HanksKevin SpaceyLakeith StanfieldSharon StoneCAAJoe RoganDanny McBride