rant · moment 6 of 26
Wanting to Drive a Bentley Through the ER
from #230 - The Pit | The Tim Dillon Show · #230
3 min
Tim describes visiting a closed Bentley dealership and fantasizing about driving the car through a hospital's COVID unit, riffing darkly on FaceTime deathbed goodbyes, a friend's nursing-home party, and his nurse friend Vanessa who hates treating liver transplant patients.
- Tim just walked through a Bentley dealership and wants to buy one to drive through the emergency room at Cedar Sinai to show dying people a nice car.
- The tragedy of people FaceTiming loved ones at the end: the connection freezes, the WiFi in the pit doesn't work, and their last words get interrupted.
- Tim wants his family in the hospital room getting sick with him if he gets COVID—no FaceTime, just his maskless boomer father joining the party.
- If the Kneel boys show up to his party, they'll lick people's faces like the Bushwhackers tag team from WWF, especially Steve.
- His friend Vanessa, a nurse and the mother of his godchild, calls heroin addicts paranoid and unfun to deal with after they get new livers, prompting Tim to ask why we're giving them livers at all.
- Tim's confused about everything and just needs to buy a Bentley or a gown on the cover of Vogue to break out of his current prayer—he doesn't like being a man anymore.
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