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Closing Riff: The Gown, the Slave Race, and Ascending to Space
from #230 - The Pit | The Tim Dillon Show · #230
6 min
Tim closes with an extended fantasy of a man giving up on masculinity for a designer gown he can't afford, spiraling into a cosmic bit about humanity being an alien-created slave race destined to be bred again on a new planet after Earth is abandoned.
- Tim jokes about someone seeing Harry Styles in a designer gown and deciding to transition only if they could afford couture.
- The gown is off-runway and requires connections to fashion houses, leaving him unable to access it.
- He refuses to be a golden trans person without a gown and would rather return to masculinity than settle for less.
- Tim loves the people in the pit reading Ben Shapiro while trapped in masculinity.
- The news is so dark that people fall into depression, which is why he surrounds himself with frat boys and college kids who ignore current events.
- Maybe the comics he mocked were right—just talk about farting and have fun instead of paying attention to the world.
- Imagine closed Bentley dealerships' cars as spaceships carrying politicians and celebrities away from Earth while regular people stay behind.
- The best hope for ordinary people is being taken on spaceships as experimental sex guinea pigs.
- The Anunnaki created humanity as a slave race through biological experimentation, so repeating the cycle on another planet wouldn't be so bad.
- In a thousand years, the new slave race will leave their planet and continue the cycle, creating shape-shifting interdimensional aliens that feed on negative energy.