rant · moment 19 of 26
The Cancellation of Planet Earth
from #230 - The Pit | The Tim Dillon Show · #230
3 min
Tim declares that no one cares about PC culture anymore because the real story is the wholesale cancellation of Earth itself, with elites preparing to leave while everyone else is left behind for a joyless Thanksgiving.
- Planet Earth is being cancelled—the wealthy are leaving on jets and spaceships while everyone else watches them go.
- Tim questions whether there's anything to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
- It's a lean season for gratitude right now.
- Prediction: ads will show a snowman on a ventilator with the message 'It's a different kind of Christmas this year.'
- Tim describes Santa Claus on a Zoom call with everyone accepting whatever corporate messaging comes next.
- He doesn't want any Christmas music this year—only funeral dirges and Gregorian chant.
- Tim insists radio stations should play nothing but funeral dirges and Gregorian chant, no peppy holiday music.
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