rant · moment 16 of 26
Celebrities Fleeing to Islands While Everyone Else Is Trapped
from #230 - The Pit | The Tim Dillon Show · #230
3 min
Tim contrasts ordinary people's lockdown restrictions with celebrities like Tom Hanks and Kim Kardashian traveling freely and buying islands, joking that the ultra-rich are prepping to eventually leave Earth entirely for other planets.
- Celebrities like Tom Hanks are getting Greek citizenship and traveling internationally while everyone else is locked down.
- Kim Kardashian bought an island and the wealthy have no quarantine restrictions at all.
- Tim predicts celebrities will soon leave for other planets, starting with islands now but graduating to actual planets in decades.
- You can't go to the grocery store without being accused of killing someone, but billionaires can launch rockets to escape Earth.
- The elites are fighting about Harry Styles' clothing while plotting their exit strategy.
- The next Jeffrey Epstein will have his own planet where anything goes unquestioned.
- Regular people are supposed to stay home, fight with family, and never ask questions while the rich abandon the planet entirely.
- Tim compares Joe Biden to JFK, but as a dead version, while Kamala Harris will imprison anyone who questions authority.
- You'll need five vaccines just to shop at Macy's while watching the wealthy escape to other worlds.
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