rant · moment 14 of 27
Whitney Cummings' Disastrous Friendsgiving
from #229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show · #229
6 min
Tim recounts Whitney Cummings throwing a chaotic, orange-themed 'Friendsgiving' with mismatched influencers and reality stars, her awkwardly grilling a Black guest about his taxes, and his own canceled Tuscan-themed party plans.
- Tim and Whitney Cummings both threw Friendsgivings an hour apart after he'd already planned his.
- Whitney's Friendsgiving decor was grotesque—all Walmart and Target aesthetic with too much autumn theming and plastic forks.
- Whitney is too much of a dude to give a proper dinner party; she lacks the vibe that rich women who know how to entertain create.
- At the table, Whitney started haranguing the only Black guest about his tax situation while everyone ate vegan stuffing that tasted like a shoe.
- Tim canceled his own Friendsgiving because of lockdown complications, but he'd planned a classy Tuscan winter wonderland with Italian food.
- The chef was hot and wore saddle leather boots, but a chef should look like Raymond Comp instead.
- Tim's disappointed the lockdown prevents his actual party, which would have been fun unlike Whitney's orange-drenched disaster.
- Despite respecting Whitney's effort and work ethic, giving a party is an art and hers was a failure of epic proportions with a strange vibe.
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