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Bespoke Post: Box of Awesome
from #228 - Candace Owens | The Tim Dillon Show · #228
4 min
SponsorBespoke Post
Tim reads a rambling ad for Bespoke Post's subscription box, riffing on grooming gear, craft beer, camping knives scaring bears, and joking about wanting his own box of awesome for the holidays.
- Tim explains that having all the things you need to be a man delivered in a box is important.
- He loves gadgets and the surprise of opening a box and discovering useful items like a martini shaker or camping knife.
- Tim jokes that a knife scares bears when camping, or alternatively he'll kill the family instead.
- You can get gear to upgrade craft beers, cozy threads for cold weather, and outdoor equipment all in one box.
- Tim compares the box subscription to reading ten Jordan Peterson books as a way for younger men to grow into manhood.
- With one of these boxes you could theoretically leave society and go off the grid.
- Tim says he doesn't like stop lights or driver's licenses and isn't enjoying the collective, though he still wants craft beer and cozy threads.
- During the holidays everyone makes requests and wants things, but what Tim actually wants is a box of awesome.