rant · moment 17 of 19
The Parliament-Smoking Woman Who "Can Do Both"
from #227 - Sober Up | The Tim Dillon Show · #227
1 min
Tim recalls a chain-smoking classmate at Nassau Community College who nonchalantly insisted she could drink and raise her daughter simultaneously, a line that has haunted him ever since.
- Tim rants about Monster Shakes, a frozen yogurt shop in Palm Springs run by two gay men, calling them ogres.
- Dole Whip is just sorbet from a frozen yogurt machine that nobody wants, served to toothless elderly people and Latinx people.
- Tim went to the shop with Ben and the frozen yogurt wasn't actually frozen—texture like expired cream poured from a carton.
- Tim has told the owner multiple times they can't run the place like this, accusing them of getting high on poppers in the back instead of managing the business.
Dole WhipMonster Shakes