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Friends in Your 30s and Barry Weiss on The View
from #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show · #225
2 min
Tim muses on how friendships in your 30s become just people you've met rather than people you like, then jokes about Barry Weiss joining The View and mocks Megan McCain's new baby and ranch.
- In your 30s, your only friends are people who tell you you're talented, then you discover they're living in a pool of blood.
- Tim describes his actual friend group: Ben, a frat kid named Dan who's smarter than most frat kids, Barry Weiss, Ryan, and Phil.
- Barry Weiss says incendiary things but her appearance suggests baked goods.
- Barry Weiss supposedly wants to have lunch with Tim, and he's open to it because he loves lunch.
- Barry Weiss and Megan McCain are on The View together, both described as having undergone surgery.
- Megan McCain gave birth and blocked Tim after he had some fun at her expense, though he says he did nothing wrong.
- Megan McCain looks good now, and Tim acknowledges it.