rant · moment 18 of 28
The Nightmare Friendsgiving Guest List Fantasy
from #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show · #225
4 min
Tim fantasizes about inviting a bizarre mix of celebrities (Barry Weiss, Candace Owens, Ryan Phillippe, the Nelk Boys, Jeff Garlin) to a deliberately awkward and controversial Friendsgiving party.
- Tim says he lives on a highway and thinks that's badass, pivoting the conversation toward embracing unconventional lifestyles.
- Planning a Friendsgiving in LA requires COVID tests for all guests, so Tim wants to hire a doctor or nurse to administer rapid tests outside his home.
- Dream Friendsgiving guest list: NELK Boys, Barry Weiss, Ryan Phillippe, and Jeff Garland—all fans of the show.
- Tim proposes paying Candace Owens $10,000 to fly in and recreate the George Floyd incident with the NELK Boys at the party.
- Barry Weiss would then write an article defending the recreation as acceptable.
- Tim's actual goal for parties isn't fun or connection—he wants to fill the room with controversial figures, YouTubers, conservative pundits, and far-left people to create maximum awkwardness and suffering among guests who shouldn't like each other.