rant · moment 16 of 28
Friends Are a Liability at 35
from #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show · #225
3 min
Tim expands on why friendships become burdensome in your 30s, joking about having to potentially raise or call CPS on the baby he's now godfather to, then transitions into missing Trump and pondering the homelessness crisis.
- At 35, Tim feels full with friends and they're becoming a problem
- Tim can't take on another godfather role because this couple might need him to actually raise their kid
- He might have to call child protective services or a lawyer to avoid future embarrassment
- Tim misses Donald Trump already, even though he's not gone yet
- Jimmy Carter's post-presidency involves building houses for the homeless, which Tim finds boring
- Homeless people in LA live under overpasses while cars pass at 90 miles per hour—there's something impressive about that skill set
- A guy who walks across busy highways in sandals every day has something positive going on that Tim can't quite identify
- Tim looks at homeless people around town and thinks 'good for them'—they're really doing it