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The Cassoulet and the Cocaine-Fueled Mortgage Years

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1 min

Continuing his personal history, Tim laments spending a decade doing cocaine in a Long Island office trying to sell mortgages instead of living it up on a beach.

In this bit4 moments
  • Tim reflects on his drug use as a waste, wishing he'd spent it on Governor's Island instead of being high on cocaine at mortgage sales presentations.
  • He dismisses complaints about restaurant closings, launching into his own trauma: fear-based sexuality, a schizophrenic mother, a father who sold nothing.
  • Spent a decade on cocaine as a salesman in Long Island offices instead of relaxing on a beach, now just wants to eat cassoulet at the closing French restaurant alone.
  • Tim ends the riff: he wants the meal without the listener's pain.

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