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Ridge Wallet Ad: The Kids Who Killed Their Father
from #224 - American Chainsaw Massacre | The Tim Dillon Show · #224
3 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
Tim reads the Ridge Wallet ad and spins into a dark absurdist story about a friend whose children murdered him for not buying a Ridge Wallet.
- Ridge Wallet is a metal wallet with thirty thousand five star reviews, sleek enough to fit in your front pocket without revealing a bulge.
- Tim tells a story about a friend who decided against buying a Ridge Wallet and suffered catastrophic consequences.
- The friend's two and four year old children killed him by setting him on fire while he slept.
- When asked why, the children said it was because their father didn't get a Ridge Wallet, and the state pressed no charges.
- The wife announced she would find another, smarter father, indifferent to the smell of her husband's burnt corpse.