ad · moment 9 of 25
Sheath Underwear Ad
from #223 - Lil Xan | The Tim Dillon Show · #223
6 min
SponsorSheath Underwear
Tim runs through an extended, increasingly filthy riff for Sheath Underwear, including a fake dating scenario involving a dog, all built around the promo code TIM for 20% off.
- Tim describes Sheath underwear as doubling as a bathing suit and claims everyone he knows wears it, including Ben and Dan.
- Explains the underwear's pouch feature for tucking and claims Ben gets to use it more often due to size.
- Tim pitches the basic benefit: balls don't stick to legs, dick goes in the pouch, everybody is happy.
- Suggests Sheath makes great Christmas stocking gifts and notes their versatility for poolwear, housewear, and even jogging in black with red band.
- Tim argues the underwear works for anyone wanting to have sex with a woman, man, or dog, then deflects criticism as comedy.
- In Palm Springs heat, Tim praises the cooling ergonomic pouch as priceless and suggests it's a conversation starter on dates.
- Tim role-plays a date scenario where he pivots from discussing lamb entree to asking how many dates before involving the woman's dog.
- Provides promo code and claims the company owner called him a comic genius today, so he can't criticize the ad.
- Final push: directs listeners to Sheath underwear dot com, assures he was kidding about the dog sex, and braces for tomorrow's calls.
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