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Ridge Wallet Ad and the Necrotizing Fasciitis Story
from #222 - Running Out The Clock | The Tim Dillon Show · #222
5 min
SponsorRidge Wallet
A Ridge Wallet ad demonstrating the metal wallet's features and discount code, derailing into a dark joke about giving one to a friend who later lost limbs to flesh-eating bacteria and was still upset about losing the wallet.
- Tim pitches Ridge wallet as a metal front-pocket minimal wallet that you can fit multiple credit cards into.
- Red Robin's slogan 'Yum' sounds like the company is advertising to a dog, and Tim interprets it as 'Red Robin, you're fat.'
- Tim demonstrates the titanium Ridge wallet and compares it to brass knuckles for punching someone in the face.
- Metal wallets can be easily sanitized by wiping them down, unlike leather wallets.
- His father bought four Ridge wallets without using the promo code, and Tim criticizes parents for constantly sabotaging their children financially.
- Customers get 10% off and free worldwide shipping and returns with the code TIM at ridge.com/tim.
- Tim gave a Ridge wallet to someone who later contracted necrotizing fasciitis, lost one leg and two arms, and couldn't find the wallet afterward.
- When Tim asked the person with necrotizing fasciitis how they liked the wallet, they responded angrily that they had no arms and called him selfish.