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How to Actually Respond to a Birthday Video Request

from #222 - Running Out The Clock | The Tim Dillon Show · #222

4 min

Continuing the birthday video bit, Tim suggests using the forced video message opportunity to guilt-trip or ask distant relatives for money instead, and reflects on the low bar for love in families and how people drift apart without seeing each other.

In this bit9 moments
  • Tim demonstrates how to actually do a birthday video request—opening with cheerful greeting, then pivoting to asking the birthday person for money because the kids are going hungry.
  • It's rude to ask people for video messages; you should just assume people kind of love you, which is what a family is.
  • The standard of love in most families is just that you don't want to see anyone die or get demolished in a car wreck.
  • Tim says if a family member gets mangled in a wreck, he would call Benjamin and say that's not good, then move on to talking about sponsors.
  • People are asking Tim to do birthday videos for folks he hasn't seen in six months—at that point you're already done with each other.
  • If you skip seeing people for a full year during the holidays, you'll realize you can do holidays on your own and most people don't think they can.
  • Tim's mother didn't like his father's family because they drank, so instead she'd take pills and go have Thanksgiving alone at 3 p.m. at a diner in Long Island.
  • Whether you're sitting next to a drunk family member relitigating old grievances or sitting alone at a diner eating piled-up cranberry sauce, whichever way you cut it, it's a shit day.
  • Make choices and live by the choices—you see what I'm getting at here, folks.
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