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Rules of Friendship: Tim Picks the Restaurant

from #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show · #221

4 min

He and Ben joke about the strict rules of their friendship where Tim always chooses the restaurant and controls the conversation, mocking Ben's suggestion of 'Rock and Egg Cafe.'

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim paid for an expensive dinner and expected to go somewhere nice, but ended up at a food hall food court instead.
  • He's over southern food — bacon fried butter bowls, deep fried cornbread, bacon pudding, sausage gravy and grits taste like they belong in a trough.
  • Tim finds it tremendously insulting when taken to a restaurant that's not up to his standards.
  • Ben has never picked a restaurant and is not allowed to order when they go out.
  • The dynamic explained: Tim chooses the restaurants, the food, and the conversation topics. Ben listens, nods, and looks respectable.

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